PURISE

The other morning Yoda came to me all excited.

"I have a PURISE for you," he say's.

"A Surprise how nice." I reply.

I expect a toy, a piece of food, a crayon. Some sort of game he's been playing.

What I did not expect was a tampon he found while playing under the cabinets in the bathroom. "Oh, wow, thanks," I say trying not to laugh. Hoping I can just take it and put it back upstairs.

"OPEN IT!" He exclaims. "You have to see what's inside."

His face is eager with anticipation. I laugh thinking, wouldn't it be grand if it were my Dh recieving this gift. I manage to open it, and play it off as a great gift, but how about a treat in the kitchen. Gift gets trashed, we get snacks and the world is peaceful once again. Until the next embarrasing situation.